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I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

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The ladies are kicking ass tonight! Up 3-0 at half against Mexico. #ussoccer #uswnt

And a bad ass header to boot.

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 
  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

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