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Mary had a little Snoop Dogg
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Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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"There comes a point where you just go, ‘Ultimately, I don’t really give a fuck any more."
Helena Bonham Carter (via kushandwizdom)

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